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Super Seller - Moose


So after revealing a peeling ceiling, 

youíre selling a dwelling with smelling 

welling cuz itís a rehab from a meth lab, 

the owner a known stoner?  Cement casement 

defacement in the basement, toad humps 

in the sump-pumps, and a witch in the kitchen?  

A muddy study, blobby gobs in the lobby,

spotty closet deposits, and ten dead men in the den?  

Washrooms with mushrooms, staph and 

rosacea in the soffit and facia, and sauerkraut 

sprouting from the shower grouting?

Black bears living in the back stairs, a dead

Dodge in the garage with a skunk in the trunk,

and a sex store next door?  And everyone 

knows it, cuz you gotta disclose it?  Donít worry!

Just tell it!  You know Moose can sell it.


Coldwell Banker Burnet - Moose Giannetti - 100 Village Center Drive - North Oaks, MN 55127
Phone: 612-961-9653   Email: moose@cbburnet.com

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